I've been tagged twice! That means either the folks tagging me think it's funny and I can handle it, or they hate me! I'll go with the former. It's more fun that way. But I'll getcha both! Muhahahahaaaa!
1) –things that scare me:
2) –people who make me laugh:
Monty Python (can’t split them for this!)
The old George Carlin
3) –things I hate the most:
People who lie even though the facts are shown to them
Wasting so many years being lazy
My father passing on when I was still 17 years old.
4) –things I don’t understand:
Women – never have. * sigh *
The US Tax Code – the idjits what wrote it oughta be in a Mental Hospital
5) –things I’m doing right now:
Surfing my favorite blogs
Watching Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven" in Spanish – I don’t understand Spanish, but there ain’t nuttin’ else on!
Eating a salad with fresh, fried bacon on top!
6) –things I want to do before I die:
Have one of my books make the Bestseller List
Pay off my creditors
Find a woman who wants me, failings and all
7) –things I can do:
Sing like Sinatra
8) –ways to describe my personality:
Humorous – often at inappropriate times!
9) –things I can’t do:
Run – I’m 50 and have put on a lot of weight since I quit smoking
Drink more than 2 beers without getting verbose!
10) –things I think you should listen to:
The Voice of GOD in the Bible
Classical music such as the Rhapsodies of Enescu
The sounds of a storm
11) –things you should never listen to:
Rap – it ain’t music!
Your head when your heart contradicts it
12) –absolute favorite foods:
13) –things I’d like to learn:
How to attract a good woman
How to pray better – nothing is more important than my walk with the LORD!
How to save money
14) –beverages I drink regularly:
Water over ice
Beer – Newcastle Brown Ale or Blue Moon are very good!
Coffee – No decaf for me!
15) –shows I watched as a kid:
Dennis The Menace
Warner Brothers/Hanna-Barbera Cartoons
16) People I’m tagging:
Angel at Woman Honor Thyself
Kevin at Toast, It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Brooke at NeoCon Command Center