Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Makes Sense To Me!

From Bloviating Zeppelin comes this gem:


"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."

Then we find enumerated the NON-rights that would turn a Liberal absolutely vermillion in the face:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

Hey, go read all of it! It's great! And it makes sense!


WomanHonorThyself said...

hey Benning..time to add some of these as addendums eh!!

benning said...

Don't we wish!

Gayle said...

Yeah, I love these too. I saw them over at Shoprats. :)

I saw Judge Milian's head under this post, and since she's a favorite I'm going to go see what the post is about.