Two of my fellow Associates at the Largo Wal-Mart email each other. Marci will forward some items she gets from Lewis. This is one of them:
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses......... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the..................bug is close.
3 It's always darkest before.............Daylight Savings Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but .... how ?
6. Don't bite the hand that ................. looks dirty.
7. No news is................................. impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a .................. Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ......... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ............................. me.
12. The pen is mightier than the .......... pigs.
13. An idle mind is............................. the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ........... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who....................... gets the presents.
16. A penny saved is .......................... not much.
17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ... you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ..... you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as ............ Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .......... get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind ........ get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one:
25. Better late than.................................. pregnant.
Well, they made me laugh! Have a great day!
4 comments:
Thanks for the chuckles.
aw...good ones Benning!
LOL! They made me laugh too, Benning. All of them were good. Hard to believe a sixth-grader came up with that last one. Makes you wonder if she has an older sister and overheard a mother-daughter talk, or worse, the sister got pregnant. Let's hope for the first! :)
Oh... shameless plug here: If you watch 24 stop by this week's Fractured Friday. You can stop by even if you don't watch 24... haven't seen you in awhile!
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