I've been Tagged! Threes:

I've been tagged twice! That means either the folks tagging me think it's funny and I can handle it, or they hate me! I'll go with the former. It's more fun that way. But I'll getcha both! Muhahahahaaaa!

Three …

1) –things that scare me:

Failure
Cockroaches!
Dying alone

2) –people who make me laugh:

Monty Python (can’t split them for this!)
Louis Anderson
The old George Carlin

3) –things I hate the most:

People who lie even though the facts are shown to them
Wasting so many years being lazy
My father passing on when I was still 17 years old.

4) –things I don’t understand:

Women – never have. * sigh *
Leftist thinking
The US Tax Code – the idjits what wrote it oughta be in a Mental Hospital

5) –things I’m doing right now:

Surfing my favorite blogs
Watching Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven" in Spanish – I don’t understand Spanish, but there ain’t nuttin’ else on!
Eating a salad with fresh, fried bacon on top!

6) –things I want to do before I die:

Have one of my books make the Bestseller List
Pay off my creditors
Find a woman who wants me, failings and all

7) –things I can do:

Write fiction
Sing like Sinatra
Cook

8) –ways to describe my personality:

Shy
Defensive
Humorous – often at inappropriate times!

9) –things I can’t do:

Run – I’m 50 and have put on a lot of weight since I quit smoking
Drink more than 2 beers without getting verbose!
Write Poetry

10) –things I think you should listen to:

The Voice of GOD in the Bible
Classical music such as the Rhapsodies of Enescu
The sounds of a storm

11) –things you should never listen to:

Rap – it ain’t music!
Perpetual victims
Your head when your heart contradicts it

12) –absolute favorite foods:

M&Ms!
Prime Rib/Lobster!
Chinese Cuisine

13) –things I’d like to learn:

How to attract a good woman
How to pray better – nothing is more important than my walk with the LORD!
How to save money

14) –beverages I drink regularly:

Water over ice
Beer – Newcastle Brown Ale or Blue Moon are very good!
Coffee – No decaf for me!

15) –shows I watched as a kid:

Dennis The Menace
Crusader Rabbit
Warner Brothers/Hanna-Barbera Cartoons

16) People I’m tagging:

Angel at Woman Honor Thyself
Kevin at Toast, It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Brooke at NeoCon Command Center