|You Are Homer Simpson|
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."
|You Are a German Shepherd Puppy|
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.
|Your Political Profile:|
|Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal|
|Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal|
|You Are 70% "Average American"|
You are average because you don't make New Year's resolutions.
You are not average since you don't think affirmative action is necessary. [I wear that designation proudly!]
|You Are 76% Gentleman|
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
And finally ...
|You're an Passionate Kisser|
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble