I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist."
Gotta love it~! Now, I think that particular rule ought to apply in all public places! Every restaurant, shopping mall, department store, bus stop, ..... you name it! Is there any single explanation that can cover the reasoning behind wandering about in public, looking as though you have a load in your pants?
When you don't?
Look, if only criminals were stupid enough to wear their pants in that manner, I'd have no problem with it. After all, can you imagine any of these butt-for-brains running away from a cop dressed like that? Heck, they can't walk away quickly! That would mean any citizen who became a victim to these turd-in-the-pants types could stroll up to them and catch them. Brilliant!
Sadly that isn't the case. No, these babes-in-need-of-diapers tend to wear their pants like this because of peer pressure, and at times the need to intimidate the older folks. Me, I have to squelch my guffaws whenever I see these clowns-without-makeup wander through my work-place.
Sorry, fellas. It's not a fashion statement, it's not cool, it's not the "in" thing. It's just among the stupidest copy-cat styles to ever come down the pike. Any male above the age of six, who wears drawers that look as those they are holding in a bear-dropping (scat!) of immense size, needs to be pointed at. And laughed at. And perhaps have their pants stapled to their waists.
Good Lord! These clowns will be able to vote! Oy!
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